‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago
it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact
let’s begin the feast (◉‿◉✿)
the best christmas gift you could ever give me
- a hoodie of yours
- a plane ticket to your house so i can hug your face
- a picture of you so i can pretend you’re next to me
- something that smells like you
- you know what
- just put yourself in a box
- i’d like that the best
god nepeta behave yourself
I just unfollowed a bunch of blogs… need more blogs to follow c:
reblog if you post/reblog
Dangan Ronpa (game and animation)
Rooster Teeth/ Achievement Hunter
Attack on Titans
Welcome to Night Vale
c: I’ll check out your blog!~
"oh good you came out of your room finally"
"oh wow you’re going out for the second day in a row!!"
"YOU’RE WEARING DRESS/SKIRT/MAKEUP ZOMG"
"I see you’re back at your laptop aw poor thing did you miss it while you were out for 4 hours"