if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
Alfred F. Jones skateboarding into your classroom saying “don’t do communism kids” and falling out the window
I googled that name because I didn’t recognize that historical figure’s name but then it turned out to be FUCKING HETALIA
[MUFFLED IM THE HEROs IN THE BACKGROUND]
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
people’s old facebook statuses are what i live for
why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms
why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms
why do advertisers humanize food products
why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses
why can no one believe it’s not butter
what if naegi actually murdered someone so no one would find out he peed the bed until 5th grade
bed wetting at an older age is actually one of the signs a child might turn out to be a serial killer.